Mattel Total Heroes Deluxe Batman Beyond

I love Batman Beyond. I remember the Saturday that I saw the very first episode. The introduction told me that this was going to be something very different than the Batman cartoons that had come before. It was, as others have noted before me, Batman blended with Spider-Man and a liberal dash of futuristic sci-fi. In other words, it was guaranteed to win me over. Some of the episodes were fantastic while others were meh, but the dynamic between Terry McGuiness and Bruce Wayne was always spectacular, and I don't know that there have been many voice acting casts that have done better or been more memorable.

Mattel Batman Unlimited Vampire Batman 2013

I don't do a very good job of my loving bizarre figures. When Amazon offered a lot of action figures for dirt cheap, I happily snapped many of them up. This figure, for example, I managed to get for five dollars. When prices get down that low, I become far less picky and far more willing to take a risk. Granted, sometimes it doesn't work out, but sometimes I am thrilled with the end result.

Funko Pop! '66 Batman and Batmobile

Wait just a cotton pickin' minute! How can you be reviewing Funko Pop!'s Batman and Batmobile when you say you're only going to be reviewing old stuff? Are you breaking your rules in your very first week?

Yes, yes.. I hear you and your queries. There's a very simple answer, though - 1966 was a very long time ago, and this captures the Batman of that era, so I figure it's close enough. Also, I'm not charging you, so I feel like I can get away with a lot!